The Alpine Quarter-Zip

You have an unusual job.  You’re at the top of your game designing Downhill and Giant Slalom courses all over the world.  Carving the turns, jumps and those perilously steep sections where skiers reach speeds of up to 90 miles an hour, Yikes! Today you’re off to Kitzbühel, Austria:  home of the Hahnenkamm Streif Downhill, widely regarded as the most challenging in the world. It features an 85% gradient, dangerous icy sections, and speeds that can reach 140 km/h. Not kids play for sure. When you get off the plane there is a brisk nip in the air, you pull out you're new Alpine Quarter Zip made from a dense and hefty recycled polyester, bamboo and spandex for warmth and comfort, with faux suede accents. It exudes confidence and style, traits you need for your job and life, right?  Cow Bells can be heard in the distance… It's time mate.